Motorcycle

Kyle is on his lunch break.


Kyle: I'm going to buy a motorcycle tonight.

Jasmin: Ok.  Which one?  It'd better be fast.

Kyle: [sends link to Ebay - neon green 2005 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-6RR for $4,500]  Paid in full.

Jasmin: Sounds good.  Love the color!

Kyle: I'll drive it responsibly.  And I'll always wear a helmet.

Jasmin: Can't wait to go jacket shopping with you!

. . . 


Jasmin: I hope you know I was kidding.

Kyle: I know.  Never expected it to happen anyway. :)

Jasmin: Before me, you did...

Kyle: Yup.  And I chose what was more important.

Kyle. Is. The. Best.