My Protector

Yup.  That just happened.  Kyle is awesome because he deals with my craziness about spiders.  Spider in the apartment?  This is usually what happens:

Jasmin: [shrieks and runs away/jumps on table-couch-chair-counter-Kyle]

Kyle: Calm down, sweetie.  [moves to kill spider]

Spider moves.  It doesn't have to run...it just has to move...a leg moves 1mm...

Jasmin: [more high-pitched screaming]

Kyle: Sweetie, go into the other room.

Jasmin: [more high-pitched screaming]

Kyle: GET OUT OF HERE!

Kyle effortlessly kills spider.  Comfort is restored in the Darling home.

Oh, did you notice this is a list?  Told you so.