Caramel Apples

Kyle here.  We went to the grocery store tonight to buy ice cream.  I thought we went to the grocery store to buy ice cream, but then I discovered that we were actually grocery shopping for the week, which takes way longer than just buying ice cream.  I was duped.  Anyway, somewhere in our hour-long expedition I decided that I was going to make caramel apples tonight.

Now, when you see the photos you may feel that I failed.  However, what I did not tell you was that I was on a mission to make the ugliest caramel apples mankind has every seen.  I wanted all other people to see these caramel apples and think, "That caramel apple looks diseased.  I would never eat that."

Now they will all be mine.