Google Voice = Hilarity

The only reason I really use Google Voice is for the voicemail (I like being able to check it from my computer) and for the hilarious transcripts it creates.  It's not being hilarious on purpose [at least, I don't think it is], but here's a sampling of some recent transcripts:

I haven't listened to Emily's yet, so maybe she actually said the crazy things Google thinks she said.  ;)

Update

Emily's actual voicemail: Mummy, monkey, zoo, deodorant, card, camera, hi.  Google was almost spot on that time!